hey mtv, welcome to my blog.

omg this kid made a facebook status about getting his license, and like 12 people commented saying something related to “OH YEA TOO BAD YOU’RE DYING”

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ad0lf-hipster:

ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket

if this reaches 100,000 notes i might poo

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