i hate myself usually.

unsaturated-mangravy:

I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.

(Source: unsaturated-mangravy, via orgasm)

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eternalravendreamer:

leonkuwatatata:

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

YOU PUT THE THING INTO WORDS

(Source: piietromaxiimoff, via designer-fools)

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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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applespine:

thehiddentriforce:

yandere-dono:

thehiddentriforce:

itsspookytoremember:

You know what? I’m pretty smartimage

I should be on the…………..image

Honour Roll

Your Zuko costume’s pretty good, but your scar’s on the wrong side.

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Tumblr-user thehiddentriforce will forever carry dishonor with them.

For everyone who completely missed it, allow me to be less subtle:

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who’s the one carrying eternal dishonour now?

shiiiiiiiitt

(Source: itseasytoremember, via themostmetal)

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lexiegrey:

it’s 2013 and people still don’t realize that lady gaga is a theatrical performer and not just a singer and that all of her performances/music videos have a meaning and she’s not just being outrageous for no reason lord help me 

(Source: fifthharmony, via pizza)

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durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

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