omg this kid made a facebook status about getting his license, and like 12 people commented saying something related to “OH YEA TOO BAD YOU’RE DYING”

omg this kid made a facebook status about getting his license, and like 12 people commented saying something related to “OH YEA TOO BAD YOU’RE DYING”
advantages of being a boy:
- your boobs don’t get in the way
- no period
- your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
- no childbirth
- penises are fun
- shirts always fit over your chest
- you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
- you store less fat
advantages of being a girl:
- can use your bra as an extra pocket
if this reaches 100,000 notes i might poo
(via chocolatee-wastedd)